Our Dogs
BAYARD
I’m currently hanging out in foster care and doing great (gold star behaviour ), but sadly this isn’t my forever sofa. I’m on the lookout for a human who’s ready to open their home, their heart, and maybe their treat cupboard too…
I used to live with a much smaller fur brother and, well… we didn’t exactly become besties. Because of that, I’d really love to be your one and only dog — more cuddles for me, right?
I’ve had human siblings before and did well, but kids 5+ would be best. I’m a big lad and sometimes forget how big I am… spatial awareness is not my strongest skill
Cats? Hmm. I haven’t really spent much time with them, so let’s say they’re probably a no for now.
At the weekend I went to the run fields and OH MY DOG was it fun
Balls are life and hooves or horns as treats? Yes please. 10/10.
Inside the house, I’m a really good boy — calm, settled, and well behaved. I do just need a bit of extra work on my outside manners, especially when meeting other dogs, but I’m eager to learn and I’m already making progress.
If you’re looking for a big, goofy, loving lad who wants to be your main man, I might just be your guy
Could you be my forever human?
KARIUKU
KARIUKU is looking for a forever home.
Approx 3yrs old
Spayed
Cats are a HARD NO
Can live with a calm male or bigger breed as she can be a bit of a bossy madam where attention is concerned but responds well with repetitive training
Lots of energy loves her walks
Needs training/guidence around meeting dogs away from the home
Loves children has been around young children.
SYLVIE
Hi, I’m Sylvie! A few weeks ago, I was all ready to move into my new home… until my legs decided to stage a rebellion. I was falling everywhere! Aunt Stacey knew I needed a pit stop at the vet — fast.
Turns out, I have untreated IVDD, which makes my back a bit grumpy. The vet lady gave me medicine and told me I needed to rest. I then had lots more visits to the vet and physio for acupuncture, and laser therapy. Fancy, right? Foster mum is a nurse so she's kind of the same as the vet lady so she looks after we real good - she only went to drive me to my new home and ended up with a new tenant
Here’s the twist: I might never fully walk again. But who needs boring old walking when you can zoom on wheels?!
That’s right — I now have a buggy and a doggy wheelchair, and I am officially the first POH dog on wheels! My foster mum says I’m like lightning, my aunt Stacey says I could beat Usain Bolt … though I’m still working on convincing him to race me.
Life’s fast, fun, and full of sniffy adventures — and now, thanks to my wheels, I’m unstoppable.
Life here is pretty cool I have a big playpen that I chill in means I can move a bit but not run around nuts - my foster dad lies in it with me and we watch Disney movies - I'm not lying he really does but aunt Stacey decided to keep those photos for another day . I kind of like watching SpongeBob on the TV during the day with my foster brother Buddy - at the weekend mum brought another doggy home called Lagerfeld - he has fitted in just fine in his zoo (sorry I mean house )
Sylvie’s motto: Legs are optional. Speed is mandatory. Zoomies guaranteed.
RALPH LAUREN
Bonjour. I am Ralph Lauren. Yes, that Ralph Lauren.
I’m a 3-year-old unneutered male French Bulldog currently accepting applications for my next very exclusive forever home due to a change in my humans’ circumstances.
I live with kids and cope just fine, but let me be clear: no toddlers. They move too fast, ask too many questions, and do not respect personal space. Older children who understand vibes? Acceptable.
I’ve never lived with another dog, but I’m polite when I meet them. Could I live with one? Maybe. Could I also be your only child and centre of attention? Absolutely yes.
Cats remain… untested. I make no promises.
I have diet-related allergies, which means I'll be on a strict menu. If you’re the type who sneaks snacks, we need to talk. If you respect boundaries and read ingredient labels? We’ll get along beautifully.
I’m not neutered yet, but this will be sorted once I’ve moved in and unpacked my emotional baggage and chew toys.
JACOBS
Hi. I’m Jacobs. And yes, I need a new home.
I’m 4 years old and before you ask — no, I have not been neutered (yet)
About a year ago I upgraded from my original terrible life situation into something much more suited to my standards (warm beds, regular meals, emotional stability etc). Unfortunately, due to some boring human life drama that is absolutely not my fault, I now need to find a new forever home.
So here’s the deal:
I can live with a spayed female Frenchie (ladies only please — I’m selective, not antisocial) or I would also be perfectly happy as an only dog where I can be treated like the royalty I am
I live with a cat and we are best friends. Yes, really. I know. Shocking.
Tiny humans are unpredictable and loud… I prefer mine fully grown and emotionally regulated
Shouting — especially from men — is a hard no from me. Been there, didn’t enjoy it, will not be revisiting
I’m not a “throw me into chaos and I’ll be fine” kind of guy.
I’m more of a “quiet home, patient humans, soft blankets and healing my emotional wounds through snacks” type.
But once I know I’m safe?
I will love you with my whole little potato-shaped body.
All I need is someone kind, calm and willing to give me the time to realise that this home is my forever one… and that I won’t have to pack my toys ever again.
VIVIENNE WESTWOOD
✨ Hi, I’m Vivienne Westwood ✨
I’m a 1-year-old Frenchie boy, professional cheeky chappy and full-time livewire 💥 I love kids, but I can get a bit bouncy when I’m excited – I’m still learning my manners! My legs just boing!
I can have doggy pals with slow introductions as I’m sometimes a little nervous. Cats? Not tested - could be ninjas 👀
When I’m left, I sometimes worry my humans aren’t coming back and might create a little “abstract art" 💩 What I really need is patient, kind people to help me feel safe, build a routine and know I’m finally in my forever home ❤️
I’m crate trained, super loving, very funny, and will be your most loyal (and stylish) sidekick.
Got patience, cuddles and a forever sofa? I’m your boy 🐶
Love,
Vivienne 🐾
LOUBOUTIN
Hi, I’m Louboutin, I’m almost one year old, and I’ve decided that sharing my house with four other dogs is simply not my vibe.
I love having doggy friends when I’m out and about, but at home? I’d like to be the main character, please. One dog, one throne.
I’m great with children — I live with kids right now and do just fine.
Only-dog home required (no fur siblings, no exceptions)
Friends outside the home = yes please
Cats? Okay if they don't mind me being naughty sometimes and trying to carry on
Not spayed - not long finished my first season so this will be addressed soon
Based in Scotland
This isn’t an easy decision for my family, but they want what’s best for me — and that’s a home where I can soak up all the love, attention, and sofa space without competition.
If you’re looking for a loyal sidekick who knows her worth, I’m your girl. If you have already had that thing called a home check reach out to your regional team.
BURTON
My name is Burton. I am 6.5 years old, neutered, impeccably groomed every 6 weeks (standards must be maintained), and I run a tight
Let’s address the in the room…
Dogs: I prefer my men confident, calm, and respectful.
Males only need apply.
I am not keen on other females attempting to steal my spotlight. This is not a democracy. This is Burton’s world.
Some may call me dominant.
I prefer the term mistress energy
That said… when the day is done and my rule has been enforced, I do enjoy a cuddle on the sofa. I’ve found things a little hard since my male companion was rehomed, turns out even a boss lady likes her person.
Cats: Absolutely not I live with one. I’ve known it since puppyhood. I still cannot accept its existence.... The cat knows what it did.
Food? I LOVE it!
I don’t nibble. I inhale. If you leave food unattended, I will assume it was tribute. Stay vigilant.
Children: Respectful 12+ please. I’m lovely with the grandchild, but boundary-pushers need not apply. A queen must have standards.
Household Duties: Do you hate hoovering? Excellent.
I will protect you from the evil floor monster with my entire being. The hoover will not harm you on my watch.
Visitors: I’ll announce them dramatically… but the moment belly rubs and treats appear, I fold immediately. I am fierce. But also slightly pathetic.
What I need:
A confident owner who appreciates a strong female lead
A calm male dog companion (optional but preferred.. Slow introductions and patience required whilst roles are negotiated )
Structure, love, and someone who understands bossy is just misunderstood brilliance
Snacks. Lots of snacks. None negotiable.
LILLY
Hi, peasants. It’s me. Lily.
I arrived in foster thinking I’d tolerate other dogs… I tried… I really did… but I’ve decided I prefer to be the only diva in residence. Sharing the spotlight? Absolutely not. So I’m now searching for my forever kingdom as an only dog where I can receive 100% of the admiration I deserve.
Cats: I can lie nicely with them like a sophisticated lady… but occasionally my inner comedian comes out and I think a light game of chase keeps everyone fit So only very dog-savvy cats who understand that I am the main character, please.
Other Dogs: Inside my home = no thank you.
Outside my home = I will provide commentary. Loudly. From a distance. You’re welcome.
Children: 10 years and up. Small humans are fine as long as they respect the royal boundaries and possibly provide snacks... They're a MUST!
I’m 4.5 years old. Neutered, and in my prime. Think confident queen energy with a soft squishy centre. I love attention, I love affection, and I will absolutely soak up every bit of love you offer.
What I’m looking for:
A home where I’m the one and only
Humans who appreciate a little sass
A comfy sofa (non-negotiable)
Someone who understands that barking at passing dogs is simply neighbourhood watch duties